the holdup bios

What can be said about Ian Carr that hasn’t already been said about history’s greatest monster Joseph Stalin? After a moment’s consideration, quite a lot. Sure, both are shorter in stature and have flirted with facial hair, but only one of them has dropped a full Modelo on my foot. Ian was born somewhere in Connecticut (let’s say Yale) in the mid 1970s. He first began flirting with show business when he spent a summer working as a Teddy Roosevelt impersonator at a water park that had no historical attractions of any kind. Ian can now be seen actively espousing his hard-left opinions on local LA civics Twitter and still saying goodbye to people at a party even though he told you he was leaving 45 minutes ago. He is our sweet good boy and proud we are of him and his round lil glasses.